Fic: Trouser Snakes
Feb. 27th, 2010 09:48 pmTitle: Trouser Snakes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Word count: 3,900
Notes: For
ewinfic, who pointed out the severe injustice that is discrimination against RPF in tentacle porn. (We kid, really.) So while it's taking me forever and a day to write my serious fics, somehow I banged this out in a single afternoon. Total and utter crack at work here, with serious abuse of the italics tag and porn for the discerning tentacle connoisseur.
Warning: It does what it says on the box: RPF + Tentacle Sex + Crack. If you know for a fact that any or all of the above don't suit you, then this is probably not your cup of tea.
Summary: Chris notices something unusual about Zach. Guess what it is!
( If this was all an elaborate plan to wave your schlong in my face, you could have just asked. )
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Word count: 3,900
Notes: For
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Warning: It does what it says on the box: RPF + Tentacle Sex + Crack. If you know for a fact that any or all of the above don't suit you, then this is probably not your cup of tea.
Summary: Chris notices something unusual about Zach. Guess what it is!
( If this was all an elaborate plan to wave your schlong in my face, you could have just asked. )