I'm With the Pilot

Less than 12 hours to go for the help_haiti auctions! Once again, I am offering a fic of at least 1K in exchange for your charitable donation, of either ST:XI or ST RPF fic, with pretty much any pairing up for grabs because I'm a ship slut that way. Remember that every dollar counts!

Click here to bid, bid, bid!

In exchange for your generosity, I give you a song inspired by La Quinto's latest fashion faux pas and "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants, originally posted at ontd_startrek. (That latter link goes to a vid of the brilliant Tiny Toons sketch that first turned me on to the track, many moons ago.)


Accessory Man

Accessory Man, Accessory Man
Putting on all the accessories he can
Puffy vest for the win
His stylist chagrined
Accessory Man

Is he for real or is it a hoax?
Does he wear plaid on plaid just for a joke?
Or does he just really dig plaid?
Nobody knows
Accessory Man

Accessory Man, Accessory Man
Accessory Man hates Good Taste
They have a fight
Accessory wins
Accessory Man

Accessory Man, Accessory Man
Owns all the fugly hats in the universe man
Usually caught in yoga pants
Accessory Man

He's got a date with a farmer’s tan
On the fine behind of a Chris Pine man
When they meet, it's happy land
Fashion-challenged man, Accessory Man

Accessory Man, Accessory Man
Accessory Man hates uncuffed jeans
Just get that shit hemmed
You're rich as fuck
Accessory Man