I'm With the Pilot

Title: Girls Like Mystery
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Female!Chris/Female!Zach
Word count: 3,452
Warnings: Genderswap, femmeslash.
Summary: Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.
A/N: Props to adoorhasopened, who beat me to the punch on this idea with her own excellent genderswap Pinto fic. Also mentions two other genderswapped minor characters. Title taken from a song by The Cribs.

( You should be glad I was wearing a bra. )

Title: So Hot Right Now
Rating: R
Pairing: Chris/Zach, background John/Karl
Word count: 4,175
Warnings: AU, smoking
Summary: Zach fears for his status at the top of the male modeling industry when a young hotshot comes along.
A/N: Written for the Summer Luau at pintofest, in response to therumjournals's prompt: GQ ZQ. Also fills zjofierose's AU prompt and, to an extent, carmanne's prompt: crack. Takes some cues and dialogue from Zoolander, but doesn't delve nearly as far into absurdity.

( Chris Pine. He's so hot right now. )

Title: Physical Education
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Word count: 1,893
Notes: High school AU, total PWP. Written for a prompt over at trek_rpf_kink: ZQ as a gym teacher, Chris as his student. That should tell you what you're getting into. The first part of this totally happened to me when I was in HS. No sexy results back then, however.
Warnings: (Consensual) sex between an adult and a minor, sex in a school setting, rimming.
Summary: Chris is Coach Quinto's favorite target in gym class. He wishes he didn't like it so much.

( Less talk, more push-ups, Pine. )

Title: One Minute at a Time
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Trek XI RPF
Pairing: Zach/Chris, implied Zach/Anton and Chris/Anton
Word count: ~10K
Warnings: AU, torture, explicit violence, S&M, allusions to mental illness and possible suicide.
Summary: Chris is a tourist taking notes on life. Then he meets Zach, a wolf in tourist's clothing.
A/N: Fight Club AU. Written for the third round of Kink Bingo on DW. Prompt: bites/bruises. Lots of dialogue and plot devices borrowed from the screenplay by Jim Uhls, which was adapted from the novel by Chuck Palahniuk. Re-envisioned as a scenario in which the protagonist embarks upon a secret life dominated by sadomasochism and algolagnia (sexual pleasure derived from physical pain). No Project Mayhem because it didn't work for the fic. If you've seen the film, you probably know what you're getting into, but please read the warnings below carefully before you proceed. Big thanks to starsandgraces for her excellent beta work.

( You're a fun guy, you know that? We should have some fun some time. )

Wrote some fic earlier for today's comment!fic challenge at ontd_pinto: the one where zach talks too much to his dog (Chris/Zach, R, 1,572 words). The prompt was "Chris is a dog walker, Noah is a diva," which basically sums up the fic.

Please to ignore the typos in it. :)