I'm With the Pilot

Title: Old-Fashioned Girl
Rating: R
Pairing: Sulu/Uhura, implied Sulu/Gaila
Word count: 3,980
Notes: Written for the Mega Mini Haiti-thon, hosted by the ever-gracious ewinfic. turdburgler donated an extremely generous 50 USD to the Haiti relief effort in exchange for a fill of this prompt: "Uhura/Sulu. Can be NC-17. Must involve Q-tips and would like to see as much nerdiness as can be crammed into the ficlet." The Q-tips part was interesting. No, I didn't go there. But I did try to jam-pack the nerdiness. Thanks to starsandgraces for the kind beta work.
Summary: From Starfleet Academy to the Narada and beyond, the enigmatic Nyota Uhura is always at the forefront of Hikaru's thoughts. And, yes, he knows: he's a total dork.

( Just write her a love letter in Bajoran, and she'll be putty in your hands. )